...and sees a sign saying 'Complete 3 tasks and win £500'. He asks the barman about it and he says "See that big bloke in the corner with the bald head, first off you've gotta knock him out".
He doesn't look keen on the idea but asks what the second task is anyway. "I've got an angry rottweiler downstairs with a toothache, you've got to pull the tooth out"
"What about the third?" The man says.
"You see that young woman over there? You have to seduce her and have sex with her until she orgasms."
"Well" replies the man, "I don't like the sound of those first two so forget about it"
Later in the night he's feeling very drunk and returns to the barman. "So... about those £500 tasks?" Barman points at the skinhead in the corner and the man walks over and knocks him out with a single punch.
"What's next?" he says. The barman points downstairs
"The rottweiler".
The man goes downstairs and soon you could hear barking and howling, screaming and things getting smashed up.
The man eventually staggers up the stairs, covered in blood and says "right, where's that bird with the toothache?"
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