and sees a sign behind the bartender....Ïf you can make my ass laugh, you win $100 bucks.
The man asks the bartender the rules, and he says "Ït's simple..you just go into the backroom, and if you can make my donkey laugh, you win!" 30 seconds later, the donkey is laughing his ass off! Collecting his $100 bucks, he orders a few drinks and leaves.
Next day, the man returns, and again makes the donkey laugh, and collects his money.
He comes back the 3rd day, and this time the sign has changed
Ïf you can make my ass cry, win $500 bucks! The man proceeds to the backroom, and makes the donkey cry quickly. Before he can collect his money, the bartender insists that he tell him how he did it.
"Well, the first 2 times I told your ass that my dick was bigger than his, and the 3rd time I proved it."
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