A man walks into a bar and orders a vodka tonic...

A man walks into a bar and orders a vodka tonic. The bartender puts an apple on the bar. "The fuck is this?" Asks the man. "Just try it" says the bartender. "WOW this apple tastes like vodka!" The bar tender says "Try the other side..." "WOW it tastes just like tonic!" Another man walks in and orders a rum and coke, the bartender puts an apple on the bar. "What the hell?" He says. "Just try it!" Says the first customer. "WOW it tastes just like rum!" "Turn it around" says the bartender. "WOW it tastes just like coke!" A third man walks in and orders a water. "NO!" say the first two gentlemen. "You HAVE to order a drink, this guy has an apple that tastes like anything!" "You got an apple that tastes like pussy?" Asks the man. "Do I got an apple that tastes like pussy..." says the bartender as he puts an apple on the bar. "BLEGH!! EUUGGH THIS APPLE TASTES LIKE SHIT!" The bartender says... "Try the other side."