A man walks into a bar...

and he sees a jar next to the bartender labeled "Prize." He asks how one can receive this prize money an the bartender explains that he must accomplish three tasks. He needs to knock out the biker that comes in every night, pull a sore tooth from the pitbull chained up outside, and have sex with an eighty year old woman who lives upstairs. The man accepts and returns some time later. His knuckles are red and he has a bad bite mark on his arm. Exhausted, he asks the bartender, "Where's the old lady with the sore tooth?"

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