A man is sitting at a bar when this beautiful woman walks in. The man orders her a drink, and the two hit it off. After several more drinks, she reveals that she's never had a man do *X* to her, and he reveals he's never had *Y*. The two decide to take this conversation to the ladies room. 10 minutes later, they emerge, clearly having had a good time. The man goes to pay his tab. The bill comes to $100 + $10 Sex Tax.
Man: Bartender, there seems to be some discrepancy. What's sex tax?
Bartender: The street value for X is $50 and the street value for Y is $50. All prostitutes must pay a sex tax of 10% for services rendered. Since you just engaged in a barter transaction, your sex tax comes to $10.
Woman: But we're not prostitutes!
Bartender: So you did it under the table, then?
Woman: No, we did it in the bathroom!
The man pays the $100 tab, then slaps an old $10 bill on the counter, and the two leave. Just then, another man walks in and sits down, looking depressed.
Bartender: What's wrong fella?
Man #2: I've just gone a full year with no sex
Bartender: Really? Here's your $10.
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