He orders a drink, and notices a woman, softly crying to herself at the end of the bar. He asks her what's wrong, and she tells him that her husband has just left her.
"This is going to sound crazy," he replies, "but my wife just left me as well. Do you mind if I as why she left you?"
She tells him that her husband left her because she's just too kinky in bed, and he just can't handle it.
"That's amazing!" he responds. "You're not going to believe this, but my wife left me for exactly the same reason!"
Obviously, these two hit it off, and they end up back at her place. She tells the man to strip naked while she "slips into something a little more uncomfortable." She goes into the bedroom and puts on her sluttiest leather bondage gear, she selects her fiercest whip, a pair of handcuffs, a few miscellaneous plugs and dildos, and heads back into the living room. She finds the man putting on his hat and coat, as if getting ready to leave.
"Wait a minute," she asks, puzzled. "I thought we were going to have some balls deep kinky sex?"
"Well," he replies, "I just fucked your cat and took a shit in your purse...I'm pretty much good."
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