Three couples want to join a church.

... There is an older couple, a middle aged couple, and a newly wed couple. They all meet with the priest.

The priest tells them they must abstain from sex for two weeks. The priest says "after two weeks, if you are successful in putting God before your own desires we will welcome you into our church."

The couples leave and return in two weeks to meet with the priest.

"How did it go?" the priest asks the older couple.

The older couple responds "it was easy, we made it without any trouble."

"Welcome to the church."

The middle aged husband responds "it was tough and I had to spend a few nights on the couch but in the end we made it," and they are welcomed to the church.

"How about you?" the priest asks the young couple.

"We didn't make it" the husband responds.

"If you don't mind me asking, what happened?" says the priest.

"Well it was during the second week, my beautiful wife was reaching for a can of beans off the shelf. She dropped it and when she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with her right there."

"Unfortunately," the priest says, "this means you are now welcome into our church."

"I know," says the husband, "we are not welcome back to the grocery store either."