I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.
One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired."
His buddy says, “Man I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She’s after me 3 and 4 times a day. I just don't know what to do."
A fellow about my age (55+), sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.
He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says:
"Marry her. That'll put a stop to that shit."
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