I overheard 2 guys talking

I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.

One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired."

His buddy says, ​“Man I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. ​She’s after me 3 and 4 times a day.​ I just don't know what to do."

A fellow about my age (55+), sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.

He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says:

"Marry her. That'll put a stop to that shit."

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