Curious Johnny

Little Johnny was 12 years old and, like other boys his age, was rather
curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about "courting" from older boys and he
wondered what it was like and how it was done. One day he took his question to
his mother who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny,
his mother told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older
sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described
everything to his mom. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for awhile then he
turned off most of the lights. He then started hugging and kissing her. I
figured Sis must be getting sick because her face started to look funny. He must
have thought so too because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart
just like the doctor would do. He was not as smart as a doctor because he seemed
to be having trouble finding it. "I guess he was getting sick too because pretty
soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand
must have been cold because he put it in her skirt. About this time Sis got
worse and began to moan and groan and squirm around and slide down towards the
end of the couch. This is when the fever started. "I knew it was the fever
because Sis said she felt real hot. Finally I found out what was making them so
sick. A big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his
pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest. Anyway, he grabbed it in
one hand to keep it from getting away. "When Sis saw it, she got real scared,
her eyes got big and her mouth fell open and started calling to God and stuff.
She said it was the biggest one she ever saw...... I should have told her about
the one down at the lake. "Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its
head off. All of a sudden she made a noise and let the eel go. I guess it bit
her back. Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while her
boyfriend took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel`s head to
keep it from biting again. "Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a
scissor lock on it and he helped by laying on top of the eel. The eel put up a
hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost
upset the couch. I guess he wanted to kill it by squeezing it between them.
"After a while they both quit moving and a great sigh came forth. Her boyfriend
got up, and sure enough, the eel was dead. I knew it was dead because it just
hung there limp with some of its insides hanging out. "Sis and her boyfriend
were a little tired from the battle but they went on courting anyways. He
started hugging and kissing her again. By golly the eel wasn`t dead after all.
It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats
with 9-lives. "This time Sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on
it. After 35 minutes of struggling, they finally killed it. I knew it was dead
because I saw Sis`s boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the
toilet....."