He goes to pet store looking for a parrot that knows the whole English language
Clerk: we only have one parrot like that but he doesn't have legs
Guy: how does he stay on the stick
Clerk: easy he wraps his dick around it
Guy brings the parrot home and hides him in the closet. Tell me everything that happens when I get back home from work. A few hours later the guy comes back home.
Guy: what happened
Parrot: your wife and a man came in
Guy: go on go on
Parrot: they started kissing each other
Guy: go on go on
Parrot: your wife took off her clothes
Guy: oh my God I can't believe it. What happened next?
Parrot: I don't know. My dick hard and I fell of the stick
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