terrible puns needed

the literary and art magazine I'm a graphic designer for is trying to come up with advertisements for submissions. We've come up with the idea to be inspired by classic artists/works and ask people to submit with terrible puns such as a polaroid photo of a raven with "do you write POEms?" underneath. WE NEED YOUR HELP FROM THE INTERWEBS

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