So a couple of sailors were sitting around the ship's mess hall trading stories of their most adventurous sexual encounters. Trading stories back and fourth they realized that Jim hadn't said anything at all. So Jim's shipmates ask him to tell them a really juicy sex story. Jim replied " I don't have one. I'm a virgin."
His shipmates were flabbergasted by this and told him. "When we get to port we are getting you a hooker!"
So they arrived at port and Jim's shipmates did what they promised and took him to the brothel.
Jim's picks out his girl and they head to their room. The hooker asked. "OK sailor what will it be?
Jim replies " I"m not sure? I've never been in this situation before."
Hooker says: Listen, you and 5,000 sailors just got to port I don't have time to figure this out for you!"
Sailor replies" "What are my options?"
Madam: " Whatever you want! Straight pussy, up the ass, 69... Your choice!"
Sailor says: "Oookkk I'll try that 69."
So they both undress and the hooker jumps on top. They both start going at it and the hooker's stomach starts to bubble up and she lets a nasty fart out. She takes a quick but concerning look back and sees the fart didn't break the sailor's stride, he is still going at it. So she returns to sucking his dick. Then her stomach starts acting up again, and again she rips a nasty fart right in his face. She looks back this time and asks " Everything ok back there?"
Sailor replies: "Yes, ma'am. But I'm not sure I can take 67 more of those!"
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