A doctor is lying in bed reading a book while his wife is looking herself over in the mirror. She's hefting her breasts up with her hands and frowning. "I really wish these were bigger, do you think I should get implants?"
The doctor sets down his book and looks his wife over. "I don't think that'd be necessary, honey. If you truly want them to be bigger, all you need to do is take a piece of tissue paper and rub it between them twice a day. Within a year, they'll easily double in size."
His wife turns around, her eyes wide with amazement. "Oh my gosh, would that really work?"
"Well, it's worked for you ass, hasn't it?"
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