Joe the Homesteader

Joe decides to move out of the city to the country & become a homesteader.

He buys 50 acres, sets up a tent and begins to chop down trees and make plots for food.

Joe lives out in the woods for 2 months until he is awoke early in the morning.

"Hello? Anybody here" says a voice outside the tent.

"In here" says Joe. "Is there something I can help you with?"

"Just making sure you're alive. Not everyone can survive in these parts"

Joe steps out of the tent.

"Oh yeah I'm fine. I haven't seen anyone out here in 2 months. Where do you live?"

"Near here."

"How close is near? Like I said I haven't seen anyone for 2 months"

"Oh about 12 miles to the West."

"Sure is nice knowing someone is so close." Said Joe jokingly.

"Yeah it sure is. What are you doing Saturday? I was throwing a party on my land and I was wondering if you wanted to come. Just a friendly suggestion."

"Sure, I'd love to come"

The guy starts to walk off.

He turns around.


"There's probably going to be a lot of drinking going on. Do you drink?"

"Well yeah, but I haven't had anything to drink in the past 2 months. It sure would be nice to throw back a few cold ones".

"See you Saturday" says the man. "Oh one other thing. There will be a lot of fighting going on. Just warning you."

"Oh I can hold my own. I've been in a few fights before. I once broke a guys jaw & nose"

The other guy laughs. "Me too. It wasn't on purpose. Well, I will see you Saturday."

The man starts to walk off.

"Didnt mean to bother you again, bur one more thing. There's probably going to be a lot of sex going on. A lot. All night long."

"Well. I've been out here for 2 months. It gets really lonely out here after a while. I could probably go for some of that too"

The guy smiles & starts to walk off.

"I have something to ask you" says Joe. "What should I wear?"

The guy turns around. "Hell, I don't care. It's just gonna be me and you!!!"