Little Timmy walks up to his dad and asks "Dad, what's the difference between theory and reality?" The dad responds "I'll tell you but first go ask your mom if she would have sex with the guy next door for a million dollars." Timmy leaves and comes back and tells his dad "Mom said for a million dollars she would." The dad then tells Timmy to go up to his older sister and ask the same question. Timmy comes back "Yeah Jane said she'd have sex with the neighbor for a million dollars." Finally the dad tells Timmy to ask his older brother the same question. Timmy comes back and tells his dad "Joey said for a million dollars he'd do it too." The dad kneels down looks little Timmy in the eye and says "You see son, in theory our family has three million dollars but in reality we live with two whores and a cock sucker."
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