What do they do for Sex?

Once there was this man named Bob. He was an American fighter
sent to Afghanistn to fight this war.


A month goes by and he is getting lonely. He hasnt had any sex
in a month. Things are really bad out there and he finally can
stand it anymore. Bob goes up to his sargent and says
"Sargent...things are really bad out her and i was
wondering...what do we do for sex?". The sargent laughs and
replies "Well see that camel out there..?". Bob yells "oh No! No
way im doing that!". Bob runs out back into his tent.


Two months later. It was a cold night, Bob is laying in hi bed
and he just cant take it anymore. So he runs outside. Pulls down
his pants and screws the camel like he never screwed anything
before. He goes buck wild with the camel.


The next morning he walks up to his sargent and says "Well last
night i had sex with that camel, and i have to admit it was the
best sex i have ever had." The sargent smiles and puts his hand
on Bob's arm and says "Im happy for you son, but most guys just
ride into town."