The doctor asks her to undress so he can start his examination. As he's feeling her breasts, he asks, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
The woman responds, "Yes, checking for lumps."
The doctor asks again, as he's feeling her thighs. "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
The woman responds, "Yes, checking for lesions."
After the doctor finishes his examination, he lays the woman on the table and starts having sex with her. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.
"Getting herpes, which is why I'm here."
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