Jim Bob took Sue Ellen for a ride in his pick ‘em up truck one spring afternoon, ...

...and they went cruisin’ along an old country road. She saw a bull doing to a cow what they do in the spring and said, “Jim Bob, what’s them two cows doin’?” He said, “Well, er, ah, that one cow in the back is scarin’ that other cow.”

Sue Ellen sat thoughtfully for a mile or two and then said rather sheepishly, “Jim Bob, would you like to scare me?” The poor boy almost ran off the road but managed to swallow and say, “Well, sure, Sue Ellen!” So, he quickly found a turn-off, drove back into the woods, and scared her real good.

Afterward, they continued their drive with Sue Ellen snuggled up against Jim Bob, who was feeling pretty good. They soon passed a stallion doin’ to a mare what they do in the spring. Sue Ellen raised up to get a better view, saying, “Hey, is that one horse scarin’ that other horse?” JB nodded his head and said, “Yep, sure is.”

Within half a mile Sue Ellen ran her finger up JB’s thigh saying, “Jim Bob, would you like to scare me again.” He thought for only a moment or two before he smiled, “Well, sure, baby.” He found a road and some shade right quick and scared Sue Ellen for all he was worth.

As they circled back toward Sue Ellen's home, she popped up from her snuggling and proclaimed emphatically, “Look, Jim Bob, there’s a pig in that thar pen a-scarin’ that other pig!" Then turning her eyes to him, she pleaded, "Oh, Jim Bob, please scare me again!”

JB gazed off in the distance then turned to the girl and shouted, “Boo, damn you, boo!”