A man on his deathbed is sensing his time in this world is waning so he calls his immediate family to come visit him at once. His two sons, James and Mark, and his wife Lisa. His family is standing over him in his weakened state, and he says to Mark "As my oldest son, I bequeath to you the condos by the beach and the lake houses." He then turns to James and says "And to you James, I bequeath the apartments in the city." Finally he turns to his wife and says "And Lisa, I bequeath to you the houses in the suburbs." Then he asks them to leave and on the way out a nurse grabs Lisa and says "You're lucky to have a husband who was rich enough to leave you all that property." And to that she says "Rich my ass, the asshole had a paper route."
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