At five oclock in the morning this guy wakes up his wife and says "time to
go hunting dear." See replies, "I'm tired I dont want to go hunting." He
says "Well I will give you three choices:
A) Go Hunting
B) Let me fuck you up the ass
C) Suck my dick
She doesn't answer so he says "I am going outside to get the dogs ready,
let me know what you decide when I get back in." About fifteen minutes
later he comes back and says "So what did you decide?" She replies "I am
really tired and don't feel like hunting, so I will give you a blow job."
Well she starts doing her thing and stops. Blah, this tastes like shit! He
replies "yeah I know the dogs didn't want to go either."
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