So, when it's your friend's birthday, you're a servant. But, when it's yours, you expect to be a king/queen for a day.

Teachers, for the love of god, DO NOT make us write shitty ass fake cards to the teacher who nearly punched a kid's eye out. She must have been blinded by the candle.

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