A bus full of nuns crashes and kills everyone inside. Now their spirits are all in line waiting to get into heaven.
At the front of the line there is an angel who let's them in. as the first nun in line approaches the angel, he says "do you have any sins to confess before I let you into heaven?" the nun replies "no", she gets in. The second nun gets to the angel and he asks again "do you have any sins to confess before I let you into heaven?" she answers "Umm, yes this week I gave a stranger and hand job", the angel then says " that's okay, just wash your hands in holy water and you will allowed in", she does it and is allowed in.
The angel then notices a nun in the back of the line running towards him. When she reaches Him, he asks her "sister, why are you racing to the front of the line?" to which she replies " I just want to wash my mouth before sister Mary has to wash her ass!"
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