A man is working at the produce department of a grocery store and a woman approaches him...

She says: "Where is the broccoli? I can't find any"

The man says: "Sorry ma'am, we just ran out. We will have some more tomorrow."

She says "Ok" and leaves.

5 minutes later, she comes back to the same man again and asks: "Where is the broccoli? I can't find any"

The man, now confused, responds with his same answer when he was asked the first time: "Sorry ma'am, we ran out of broccoli and will have some more tomorrow."

The woman says "Ok" and leaves.

5 minutes later, she comes back to the same man again and asks the same question: "Where is the broccoli? I can't find any."

The man, now annoyed, responds with: "Ma'am, how do you spell cat as in catastrophic?"

She says: " C-A-T"

"How do you spell dog as in dogmatic?"

"D-O-G"

Now, the man asks: "How do you spell fuck as in broccoli?"

She responds with: "There is no fuck in broccoli"

"THAT'S WHAT IM TRYING TO TELL YOU LADY THERE IS NO FUCKIN BROCCOLI"