the Dozens

Yo mama is so fat she poured two drops of water into the tub and got it. It still overflowed.

Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Yo daddy is so dumb he turned down a blowjob because he thought it would mess up his unemployment check.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can look at a map and see people waving.

Yo daddy so dumb, somebody said it was chilly outside so he went to get a bowl.

Yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama so old, when the preacher asked if she knew Jesus, she said, "Know him? Motherfucker still owes me five dollars."

Yo mama's hair is so short she rolls it with rice.

Yo mama is nasty. When she went to take a bath, the water jumped out and said, "That's okay, I'll wait."

Yo daddy so old, his Social Security number is 4.

Yo mama is so nasty she swam the Ink Sea and left a dark streak.

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.

Yo mama is so ugly she has to tie a pork chop around her neck just so the dog will play with her.

But for real, let me show your mama some respect. I heard she held LeBron to 10 points last night.