When he comes across a woman with no arms and no legs. She seems to have a sad look on her face.
The man asks her what has her so down and she replies 'i lost my arms and legs in an accident and now noone will have sex with me. I just reallly want to be fucked one more time'
The man smiles and says i think i can help you out. He picks her up in his arms, walks her down to the water and throws her into the ocean and screams "now youre fucked"!
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