A long bar joke

A man walks into a bar. Orders a beer. The bartender asks him: "You look like a tough man, and we have three challenges for men like you, if you make it, you'll get free drinks til the day you die." - "Sounds interesting, what do I have to do?" -"Aight!", goes the bartender, "#1: you have to shotgun a bottle of vodka, #2: we have a pet grizzly in our backyard, has never been hostile, but since he has a bad tooth, he mauls everything that gets close to him. You have to remove that tooth so that we get our cuddly pet back. #3: my beautiful 20yr-old daughter has never had an orgasm, and she gets more and more depressed about it every day. If you can please her, she could be happy again." - "Ok, sounds hard to do, but a life of free drinks is worth the effort." So the guy shotguns a bottle of vodka and is smashed out of his mind. Piss drunk. He stands up, takes the back door to the grizzly, as soon as the door opens, you can hear a terrifying growl from the backyard. The whole bar goes silent. Another fool trying to take the grizzly, they think. They listen to the sounds of the guy fighting the bear, swearing, the bear growling, bodies hitting the ground, and it all ends in one painful, never-ending, reliefed scream of the grizzly. The man walks in, covered in sweat and blood, with bites and scars all over his body, his clothes ripped. Still drunk as hell. "Aight!", he goes. "Where's that lady with the bad tooth?"