looking after it while their parents are out for a few hours. The oldest boy accidently kills the goat, and is so scared, he says he's going into the woods to shoot himself. He then runs, and takes a loaded shotgun with him. Two minutes later, a deafening gunshot fills the woods.
The two other boys panic, and try to follow him. Along the way, one boy meets a fairy. She says 'I know why you're running - and I'll bring your brother and the goat back to life, if you do me harder than I've ever been done before'. the first boy agrees, and drives it hard into the fairy. She starts shouting 'Harder! HARDER!' until the poor boy can't take it any more, and passes out.
The second boy comes, and sees his brother passed out, but still breathing. He sees the fairy too, and she says the same thing: 'do me harder than I've been done before, and I'll revive your oldest brother, as well as the goat'. The second boy made a valiant effort, but just couldn't do it, and also passes out.
Just as the fairy's about to leave, the oldest comes out of the woods with a pair of dead rabbits in his hand. The fairy is quite surprised, but then says 'If you do me harder than I've ever been done before, i'll wake up both your brothers, and revive the goat. Without even thinking, the oldest immediately says 'YES!' and immediately starts doing her. She kept shouting 'more! More! MORE!', but the oldest keeps up, until the fairy orgasms. She then revives the goat, and wakes the two brothers. She then asks 'I had no idea how hard you could pork me!'
'Well,' says the oldest, 'how ELSE do you think I killed the goat?'
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