"How was it?" asks the friend.
"Well," he replies, "I was all ready to go and then the instructor opened the door and I started having reservations about jumping."
The friend asks, "So what happened?"
The man says "The instructor saw that I was freaking and told me that he was a fifth-degree black belt and gay, and that if I didn't jump, he was gonna fuck me up the ass."
After a long pause, the friend asks, "So did you jump?"
"Yeah," the man replies. "A little at first."
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