2 men are at a bar ontop of the empire state building

* Man 1 looks to Man 2 and says;
* "You see that window over there? It's magical; if you jump out of it you can fly!"
* Man 2 says, somewhat tipsy, "Noooo you can't, you have to show me for me to believe you."
* Man 1 says "Ok" and goes to the other side of the room, takes a running start, and jumps right out of the window. He then proceeds to fly once around the building and back in.
* Man 2 says "Now I'm a little drunk so I'm not sure if I saw that, do it again"
* Man 1 does it again, but takes his time flying so Man 2 can see it.
* Man 2 says: "OH!!! I WANNA DO IT"
* So Man 2 goes to the other side of the room, takes a running start, jumps and....plummets to his death.
* Man 1 looks out of the window, sees the dead Man 2 and chuckles. He then goes back to the bar, slams his fist down and yells "GET ME ANOTHER BEER, BARTENDER!"
* Bartender looks at Man 1 and says: "You know you're a real ass when you're drunk, Superman."