The man is going on a business trip, and he wants to make sure she will not cheat on him. He knows that she is a very horny all the time so he decides to buy her a dildo. He goes to the store and asks for one, and the cashier says that he can get the man the best dildo around. The cashier says that the dildo is voice activated and it will fuck anything you tell it to. To show what he means, the cashier says "dildo chair", and the dildo flies out of the box and starts fucking a nearby chair. He says "dildo in box" and the dildo flies back to its box.
The man, very pleased, buys the dildo and returns home. He gives the dildo to his wife, tells her how to use it, then leaves on his trip. A few hours later, the wife feels restless, so she says "dildo my vagina" and it begins fucking her to her heart's content. After a while, she decides she has had enough, but she cannot remember how to turn it off. She tries to pull it out, but it won't stop.
She really wants to get it out, but every time she tries to, it flies back inside of her. She decides to go to the hospital for help. As she is driving there, she is bouncing up and down in her seat, and a cop sees her and pulls her over. He asks what is going on, and she says it is a magic dildo that won't stop fucking her. He says "Dildo? My ass!".
EDIT: Clarifications.
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