St. Peter looks at the 3 men and says, "in order to get around up here, you will all need a car. In heaven, we distribute cars to everyone based on how faithful you were to your spouse before you died.
The first man tells St. Peter, "I never as much as looked at another woman. I would never even think about being with anyone except my wife."
St. Peter nods and gives the first man a brand new Rolls Royce.
The second man tells St. Peter, "I was not a perfect man. There were a few times when I looked at other women and one night I woke up to next to someone else."
St. Peter nods and gives the second man a brand new Honda Civic.
Finally, the third man says to St. Peter, "St. Peter, not one day went by that I did not cheat on my wife. I was always going behind her back and she never knew. I couldn't count the amount of cheating I did if I tried."
St. Peter nods and gives the third man a used mini van.
A few weeks go by and the third man pulls up next to the first man in his Rolls Royce.
"Why the long face?" Says the third man from his mini van.
"I just saw my wife." Says the first man. "She was riding a tricycle."
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