Two nuns are driving down the road when suddenly a vampire jumps out and onto their hood.
One of the nuns yells at the other, "Sister Mary! Show him your cross!"
She jumps out of the car and screams at the vampire, "GET THE FUCK OFF MY HOOD!"
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