My buddy's daughter just told me this joke. I am a grown woman damn it, but I cannot stop laughing.

The kids were...

...they really *did* love that cat. > Stolen from a recent episode of...

Why did the sick...

Because it was an ill-eagle.

15 Ways to be Annoyi

1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take...

Why the Japanese...

because Chinese eat fish and Koreans selfish

Insomniac

Last week I met a crab louse with insomnia. He gets his sleep in snatches.

Why did the sick...

Because it was an ill-eagle.

15 Ways to be Annoyi

1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take...

Why the Japanese...

because Chinese eat fish and Koreans selfish

Insomniac

Last week I met a crab louse with insomnia. He gets his sleep in snatches.

A guy walks into...

The bartender says to him : "You seem like an experienced person who has...

15 Ways to be Annoyi

1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take...

Why the Japanese...

because Chinese eat fish and Koreans selfish

Insomniac

Last week I met a crab louse with insomnia. He gets his sleep in snatches.

A guy walks into...

The bartender says to him : "You seem like an experienced person who has...

You've got guts!

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in...

Why the Japanese...

because Chinese eat fish and Koreans selfish

Insomniac

Last week I met a crab louse with insomnia. He gets his sleep in snatches.

A guy walks into...

The bartender says to him : "You seem like an experienced person who has...

You've got guts!

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in...

The farmer's son

An poor old farmer was on his deathbed when he called his three teenage...

Insomniac

Last week I met a crab louse with insomnia. He gets his sleep in snatches.

A guy walks into...

The bartender says to him : "You seem like an experienced person who has...

You've got guts!

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in...

The farmer's son

An poor old farmer was on his deathbed when he called his three teenage...

What do you call...

A snapping turtle!

A guy walks into...

The bartender says to him : "You seem like an experienced person who has...

You've got guts!

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in...

The farmer's son

An poor old farmer was on his deathbed when he called his three teenage...

What do you call...

A snapping turtle!

So a guy walks...

...he steps up to the bar and orders a drink. The monkey scampers over to the...

You've got guts!

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in...

The farmer's son

An poor old farmer was on his deathbed when he called his three teenage...

What do you call...

A snapping turtle!

So a guy walks...

...he steps up to the bar and orders a drink. The monkey scampers over to the...

The farmer's son

An poor old farmer was on his deathbed when he called his three teenage...

What do you call...

A snapping turtle!

So a guy walks...

...he steps up to the bar and orders a drink. The monkey scampers over to the...

What do you call...

A snapping turtle!

So a guy walks...

...he steps up to the bar and orders a drink. The monkey scampers over to the...

The kids were...

...they really *did* love that cat. > Stolen from a recent episode of...

So a guy walks...

...he steps up to the bar and orders a drink. The monkey scampers over to the...

The kids were...

...they really *did* love that cat. > Stolen from a recent episode of...

Why did the sick...

Because it was an ill-eagle.

My buddy's daughter just told me this joke. I am a grown woman damn it, but I cannot stop laughing.

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