A guy walks into a bar, sits front and center on the bar and asks the bartender for a Rum and Coke. The bartender looks at the guy, reaches under the bar, and tosses him an apple. The guy with a confused face says "I asked for a Rum and Coke." Which the bartender replies "Take a bite, trust me." He goes for the bite, and to his surprise it tastes like Rum. The bartender still looking at him says "Turn it around" The guy takes a bite from the opposite side. "Oh my god, it tastes just like Coke!"
A few seconds later another guy walks inside. "Can I get a Gin and Tonic" The bartender places another apple on the bar "Enjoy" The guy looks at him and complains, "I asked for a Gin and Tonic" To which the first guy replies "Trust Me, you'll like it" He takes a bite, "Wow! This tastes like Gin!" The bartender looking at him "Turn it around..." The guy goes for the second bite, "It tastes like Tonic, this is my new favorite way to get drunk!"
A third guy walks in, straight to the bar, and sits down. The first guy tells him "No matter what you want, this guy has an apple for every taste, order one" With a doubtful face the guy asks the bartender "In that case, do you have an apple that tastes like pussy?" To which he replies "*Do I have an apple that tastes like pussy*..." He puts an apple on the bar, "You mean like this?" The guy grabs it, takes a huge bite and immediately spits it out. "It tastes like shit!!" The bartender with a smirk on his face "Turn it around........."
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