After giving birth to little baby boy, a couple were intrigued to learn that he had been born without a body.
The doctors were baffled by this discovery, and they learned to their astonishment that the boy would live. Furthermore, they could even perform a body transplant if a suitable donor was found.
The couple took their baby boy home and nurtured him well, but raising a boy's head proved difficult even at the best of times. In school he was teased by his peers; they would call him No Body and used him as a basketball. However, he excelled academically and soon rose to the top of his classes.
On his 16th birthday, the doctors called and informed his parents that they had found a body for their son and could perform surgery immediately. The couple was ecstatic and couldn't wait to tell him! They ran up to his room, burst through the door, and said, "boy, do we have the greatest birthday present for you!" And he says, "I hope it's not another *fucking hat!*"
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