We're out in a tent, and my mate goes out on the first day to hunt, later on he returns with a deer, myself and my other mate exclaimed 'how'd you catch the deer?!' He explained 'it's easy fellas, just follow the tracks'
Next day rolls by, I go out and to my surprise I follow his advice and catch a goat! I return to camp and they said wow nice catch! How'd you catch it? I said confidently, it's simple as, just follow the tracks
Last day of our adventures my last mate (he's one sandwich short of a picnic) goes out, and we got worried because he hadn't returned until much later on, when he did he was crawling, bleeding, and bruised/scuffed everywhere, myself and my mate said mate what the fuck happened? You alright?
He replies back with 'yeah I followed your advice, I followed the tracks and got hit by a train'
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