A old farmer is having a hard time getting his bull to mate so he calls a vet who comes out to the farm. The vet puts on his long rubber glove and swabs his hand thru the vagina of a cow and rubs it under the bulls nose, who then proceeds to mount the cow and go to town. Later that night as the farmer is getting into bed with his wife of 40 years he has an idea. They haven't had sex in a while cause he can't get it up. Hell it worked for the bull so he gets a little finger in without her waking. Rubs it under his nose and BAM, instant hard on. He turns on the light and wakes his wife to show her. She looks at him and asks "you woke me up for a fucking nosebleed?"
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