Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the
mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too
small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not
so, her husband uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every
day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your
breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, the
wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of
the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will
this take?" she asks. "They will grow larger over a period
of years," he replies. The wife stops. "Do you really think
rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every
day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without
missing a beat the husband says, "Worked for your butt,
didn't it?"
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