A wife tries to spice up a lack luster sex life...

As she is fed up with her husbands dis-interest in sex recently. She decides to try something unusual and different. So, she puts on her sexiest, backless night gown, backwards. That way her boobs are hanging out and visible. She slowly walks in front of her husband. Who is watching T.V. He says nothing. So, she walks past a second time. He still doesn't react.

Angry she shouts. "What the hell? don't you notice anything different?"

Her husband responds. "Yea, your pajamas are on backwards.."

"And how did you know that!?" She barked..

"Because the shit stains are in the front.." He answered.

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