A man had three sons...

... a smart one, an average one, and a dumb one. One day he says to the smart one, it's time for you to go out into the world and prove yourself. He gave him a TV and told him, "see how much money you can get for it." He gave the average son a radio and told him the same thing. The dumb kid said "What about me?" so the guy looks around and sees a duck. He gave he duck to the kid and sent him on his way.
The kid is waling down the street and sees a hooker. The hooker tells him if you give me the duck, we can have sex. So the kid gives her the duck and he gives her the best fuck of her life. She says "I'll give you the duck back if you fuck me again."
After he was done he was walking home with the duck under his arm. The duck got loose and flew into the street and got hit by a truck. The driver feels horrible about it and gives the kid $100.
When they all get home the dad says to the smart one, "What did you get for the TV?" the kid says $50. He asks the average kid what he got and says $25. He say to the dumb kid, "What did you get?"
The dumb kid says "I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and a hundred bucks for a fucked up duck."

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