When they arrive at the pearly gates, Saint Peter greets them.
"Welcome to heaven! There is only one rule here in heaven. You must never step on a duck. Enjoy your stay!"
The three women shrug and burst through the gates. When their eyes finally adjust to the glow, they see that the ground in heaven is absolutely covered in ducks.
After some time, one of the women steps on a duck. Saint Peter immediately shows up and grabs her arm. A few seconds later, she is handcuffed to an old man who looks and smells like death. The woman solemnly accepts her eternal fate.
After some more time, the second woman also accidentally steps on a duck. Saint Peter shows up, and she suffers the same fate.
The third woman, terrified of the consequences, finds one duckless spot and just stands there for a millennium.
Finally, Saint Peter shows up, and without ushering a word, handcuffs her to Jesus Christ himself.
"Oh my!" The women exclaims. "Am I finally being rewarded for my obedience!?" After an awkward cough Jesus looks at her and says "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."
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