and is ID, which was torn up, only barely showed his name, and all the coroner could make out from it was "Joe J" but the rest of the letters of the man's last name were unreadable. In the town of Reidsville, there were two people known to be dead/missing recently named Joe with a last name that with the letter "J" who were Joe Johnson and Joe Jackson. Joe Johnson's wife was called in to the morgue and said that although his face was very disfigured, she could still see clearly it was not her husband. The coroner deduced it must be Joe Jackson, but to be sure, he called in the two best friends of Joe Jackson's to help identify him. When they saw the body, they recognized Joe, but when the coroner showed them Joe's underside, they declined that it was Joe.
The coroner said, "How do you know it's not Joe just from looking at his posterior side?"
The friends said, "It's obvious! Joe had two assholes."
"How do you know? Did you ever see his two assholes?" the coroner responded.
"No, but whenever the three of us would walk into town, everyone would say 'Here comes Joe with the two assholes'"
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