Mrs. Sally was going over the alphabet with her kindergarten class by having her students give her words that started with letters of the alphabet, A-Z.
"Who can give me a word that starts with 'a'?" She asked.
Johny quickly raised his hand. Mrs. Sally thought, "Johny always says dirty words, he's probably going to yell 'ass'." So, instead she called on little Gina.
"Apple!" Said Gina
"Very good." Responded Mrs. Sally, "Now, who can give me a word that starts with 'B'?"
Again, Johny quickly raised his hand, but Mrs. Sally passed him, thinking he would say "bitch" or "butt."
"Bear!" Adam chirped after Mrs. Sally selected him. On to letter 'c'. Mrs. Sally again opted for a student other than Johny, fearing he would shout "cunt" or "cock."
And so the class proceeded through the alphabet. Eventually, Mrs. Sally came to the letter R. Of course, Johny was the first to raise his hand.
"Hmm," thought Mrs Sally. "I don't think there are any bad words that start with the letter R." So, she called on little Johny.
"Rat!" Yelled little Johny.
"Yes, 'rat' does start with 'r.' Very good Johny."
"Yeah," Said Johny with a sly grin. "A rat with a cock this fucking big!" [hands held about a foot apart]
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