With a pain in his ass. After not being able to ascertain the problem through conversation. the doctor calmly puts on a pair of rubber gloves and asks the man to bend over.
After some poking and prodding, the doctor is amazed to pull a dollar bill from the man's behind. Shocked, the doctor proceeds to investigate further, when he pulls out yet another dollar bill.
After this the doctor find a five dollar bill, then a ten, then a one hundred dollar bill.
The doctor continues to pull money out of this man's ass. It just keeps coming. Hundreds and hundreds of dollars just seemingly out of no where.
Eventually, after much more exploration the doctor looks over to see a pile of money stacked up on the bed besides the man. He counts up the money and finally says:
"Sir, you have one thousand nine hundred dollars in your asshole! ONE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED DOLLARS!"
The man turns around and says:
"I knew I wasn't feeling too grand."
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