Not sure if this is the right place for this but it was suggested I cross-post here (from ShittyPoetry). So here's my holiday story, 'Twas The Night Before Fapmas. Enjoy!

'Twas the night before Fapmas, alone in my house

One hand on my penis, the other on the mouse

Her stockings were drawn up to her tight thighs with care

And above her lady bits she had shaved off her hair

The actress was disrobed all bare on her bed

When entered a hung dude about to get head

My hand it was lubed up all warm in my lap

I had just settled in for a long winter’s fap

My lips formed a grin like a perverted Mad Hatter

And took to my deed with the goal of a splatter

Away to my penis I started to mash

As the man in the film mounted for a big smash

The sheen on her breasts looked of new fallen snow

With the glean of saliva from a slop given blow

When what to my wondering eyes should appear

But another guy entering the chick by the rear

With his cock he did drive her so lively and quick

I knew in a moment this guy gave mad dick

More rapid than eagles his member it came

And he grunted, and shouted, and called out her name

“Now Jenna! Or Sasha! Or Amy! Or Jennifer

On Lisa! Or Eva! Or Sylvia or whoever!

To the top of the car hood! Up against the wall!

Now hump away! Hump away! Hump away all!”

As the lube on my member through friction did dry

I reached for the bottle for which to apply

A squeeze and in seconds the fluid did spew

With a new dose of KY it was time for round two

And then, in a twinkling, I heard like a spoof

The chick say “I’m cumming” though there was zero proof

As I worked on my head and was squirming around

Down her chimney he drove with an exerted sound

He was dressed in birthday suit, from his head to his foot

And his unit had no marks from the place it was put

His bundle of toys had her now on her back

And he looked like a guy about to unload his sack

Her eyes – how they twinkled! Her breasts were so merry!

Her cheeks were like roses, as re-popped her cherry!

Her droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow

And the beard of his chin tickled her down below

The stump of his pipe she held soft in her teeth

And she wrapped her lips around his hard piece like a wreath

He had a broad face and a little round belly

That shook when he pumped like a bowl full of jelly

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself

A wink of his eye and as he got himself head

Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work

And filled all her stockings; I continued to jerk

And laying his load all over her nose

He let out a sigh and triumphantly rose

He sprang to his feet and gave his friend a whistle

And away they flew out like the down of a thistle

All covered in semen the porn star was a sight

“Happy Fapmas to all, and to all a good-night”