Robert a 70 year old man was unable to take a crap for many days
so he decided to go to the hospital to talk to a doctor. Waiting
in the room the nurse comes in to take his vitals, the nurse
asked him, "Sir what seems to be the problem?" Robert says,
"Well I'm having a hard time taking a crap and I have tried
everything and I don't know what else to do." The nurse says,
"Well you're in the right place. We'll take care of you." The
doctor comes in and asks him as well, "So, what's the problem?"
Robert says, "I can't take a crap. I need help." "Well we will
take care of this!! Nurse, prepare for a enema." Says the
doctor. The doctor leaves and the nurse prepares to get things
together. The nurse says to Robert, "Now sir you need to lay on
your side and relax while I insert this. It will be a little
cold at first." Robert prepares for the cold shock by holding on
to the side rail.
Making faces and moaning he begins to tell the nurse, "What the
hell are you doing down there!!" "We're just about finished,"
said the nurse, "But now I have to tell you that you'll need to
hold this in as much as you can. I have to run and get a bed pan
for you. If you go before I come back I'll get in trouble
because the doctor does not like it for us to leave. But someone
forgot to leave a clean bedpan in here. I'll be right back." The
nurse said. While she was gone Robert kept his butt cheeks very
tight trying to hold it in, wondering where the nurse is, he
begun to squirm and roll around, and then all of a sudden he LET
GO and crapped all over the bed and himself. It was a mess!!
Remembering what the nurse said he rushed to clean it up and
taking the soiled bedclothes and gown off and wondering where to
hide it.
Hearing the nurse coming closer he threw them out the window!
But while he was throwing them out the window a poor old man was
taking a very nice walk, and all of a sudden the soiled
bedclothes landed on him. He screamed and ran back home with
crap all over him. He rushes into his home. His wife ran to him
and asked him, "What the hell happened to you?!" The husband says
to her, "I don't know but I think I just beat the crap out of a
ghost!!"
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