Two Doctors

Two doctors decide to go on a hunting trip. The first is a urologist, specializing in vasectomies, and the other is an ENT specializing in tonsillectomies. They set up in their blind and sit all day without seeing anything. Disappointed, they make their hike back to the truck. On the way back they come across an owl sleeping on top of a telephone pole. The first doctor says to the other, "I bet I'm such a good doctor that I could climb that pole and give that owl a vasectomy without even waking it." The ENT makes the wager, so the urologist climbs up the pole and, sure enough, performs the vasectomy without waking up the owl. The ENT, not to be outdone, decides he must attempt to climb up the pole and do a tonsillectomy. Sure enough, he succeeds and the owl's tonsils are removed while he remains fast asleep. The two doctors settle and decide that they are both great at their professions, and return home. The next day, the owl is flying with a buddy, and the buddy suggests they take a rest on that telephone pole. The owl says "Hell no, last time I sat on that pole, I couldn't hoot worth a fuck or fuck worth a hoot."