A man walks into the ER

He yells, " Doctor Doctor my dick is orange". The doctor proceeds to look and says "yes it really is orange, i've never seen anything like this in my medical career". So the Doctor proceeds to ask; "Are you doing anything different lately, that might've caused it to turn to this color?". The patient replies; "No, i do what i always do. Eat Nachos and watch pornos."

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