Every time you're hungry, you just eat a few kibbles of dog food - any brand you prefer.
Eventually you just develop a craving for it - you get hungry and you just want dog food. You lose weight like crazy because you're eating so much less, while still getting the nutrition from the dog food.
Unfortunately it did put me in the hospital once - I just woke up there one day - the doctor asked me what I was doing so I told him "I was just sitting there in the middle of the street licking my balls when a car hit me"
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