Blow chunks


A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz.


The bartender says, "What's wrong with Schlitz, don't you like it?


The man says, "I hate that shit". Last night I drank a whole case of Schlitz and blew chunks.


The bartender says, "You drink a case of any beer you're going to blow chunks".


You don't understand said the man, Chunks is my dog.

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